Do something with an
egg.
What I did:
I decided to see if an egg could decide my fate. I needed a new style of facial hair and didn't know how to choose. The egg will decide for me. I created a circular chart and put an arrow on the egg. The chart had eight different styles for the egg to choose from. I put the egg in the middle of the chart and spun it. The egg stopped between the options for "Chops", and
"Handlebar Mustache".
I then had a problem. The egg was apparently indecisive. I assume the egg wanted me to have both. I abided by the eggs decision and trimmed both styles. The egg was apparently not in charge. My wife exercised her facial-hair veto right and insisted that I remove the mustache.